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The Celebrity Matrix: Its time to Wake Up!!!

by Tenisha Anderson

The Celebrity Matrix: Its time to Wake Up!!!

Everyone seems happy to see that Paris Hilton got what she deserved by going to jail. Yes, she broke the law. No, she wasn't above the law. Yes, she did the time. These particular issues obviously aren't up for debate within society. Send her to the guillotine. However, in the circus of Paris Hilton 'cell block 4' stories, I can't help but wonder is Paris the ditzy blonde we all perceive her to be...or are we, the public? I honestly believe the answer is the latter.

It goes without saying that Paris Hilton (26 y.o.), Nicole Richie (25 y.o.), Lindsay Lohan (20 y.o.), Britney Spears (25 y.o.), and all other young starlets and socialites could actually be seen as savvy PR spokespersons that have strategically campaigned their 15 minutes of fame to last just that much longer, as opposed to being dumb asses that don't know what they are doing or talking about. As hard as this pill may be to swallow, maybe our society needs to wake up and come to terms with being an overly celebrity-obsessed culture. Society has only put fuel to the fire. Thus giving these young, rich and wild young ladies a permanent stage to perform their personal lives on.

For instance, when Britney Spears shaved her head and got herself some tattoos, the world appeared shocked at such an act. The Times Online (19 February 2007) even claimed she was mentally unstable, on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Come on. Would this have really been an issue had Britney been Bethany from Bumblef**k, Montana (I have nothing against Montana...beautiful state)? Answer: No! However, society has put her so high on a pedestal that she would break her hip just trying to come down. Britney just saw a way to keep all eyes on her. Hell, she's working on an album due to come out at the end of the year. She can't let Lindsay or Paris hog all the attention.

How about Lindsay Lohan and her street stories...literally. Can the public really continue to believe that her rehab excursions, drunken nights, and druggy days don't have some type of PR spin to it? In all honesty, stories like these rarely surprise me anymore, because I've taken the 'red pill, Neo' and realized that whether it's good or bad publicity, it all has one thing in common...the word PUBLICITY.

Yes, I'm sure there are those of us are saying, "but Britney and Lindsay are actual entertainers and Paris, Nicole, etc. are not." Yes, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Kimberly Stewart, and a slew of other socialites have gained attention simply because of their family lineage. Many feel these women are famous for apparently no reason whatsoever. But honestly, who wouldn't take advantage of the immediate contacts into the entertainment industry, unlimited funds, and people always at your beck and call...come now, doesn't that sound pretty tempting?

Now don't get me wrong, I have not jumped on the 'poor-little-rich-girl' bandwagon. I'm just simply commenting on the one side of the issue that is forgotten, and that is that this girls are just that...girls. They can hardly be classified as women because they have yet to mature to that level...it takes some of us longer to do so. Society has forgotten that these ladies are still young and trying to find their place in the world. However, because they are in the public eye they are expected to be role models and show some class...right? Wrong? Maybe? Who's to say overexposure would put someone into 'role model' mode. Aren't we asking a bit much here? Let's think about this. Why on God's green earth would you want these girls to be role models, they obviously haven't had the proper role model tutelage themselves? Why would you expect someone at the age of 18 or 19 (i.e. Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan in their hey day) to be a role model? Because they're in the spotlight? Give me a break. Hollywood a role model doesn't make and it's high time the world in general realizes that.

And why aren't the 'James Dean and Marlon Brando' wannabes being just as chastised for their debauchery? Hollywood and the media in general have definitely turned the other cheek (or given lesser press time) when it comes to reporting on the bad boys of entertainment. But should we be surprised? Hollywood and the media are operated under the tight thumb of white, American males whose stereotypical behavior is to judge everyone but himself. As much as this topic of discussion can go on and on, it's better if I just stop right there. Because, unfortunately, we all know very well the reason why men (not trying to sound all feminist fanatical) get away with murder, as opposed to their female counterparts when it comes to the public and media giving their two cents. It's the same reason why men who sleep around are called macks/players, and women who do the same act are subjected to being called hoes/sluts.

However, there is hope for our unrestrained ladies in waiting. Cue in the likes of Natalie Portman, Maggie Gyllenhal, Julia Stiles, etc. All are viewed as fine examples of what a proper young lady should be and all have been part of the media circus starting at a very young age. Julia Stiles was a child actor and could easily have turned out to be as bad as a cast member from the movie 'KIDS', but she didn't. Goes to show that Hollywood may not be as much to blame, as the media and society are. And look at Drew Barrymore, yeah she went through her sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll phase as an adolescent, but time, yes time! moulded her into a much more mature, productive, and contributive individual, - not only to the Hollywood silver screen, but to society in general. My fellow celebrity junkies. It is possible that these girls can do that magical action we all do once we hit maturity...CHANGE! Yes, they can change and see life as more than a party, the next pair of Manolos, or a petite Chihuahua.

However, maybe I should just keep my thoughts and comments to myself. Being a member of the media, why would I want the public to start thinking for themselves and deciding what they want the media to tell them. Then the media will have to be forced to report on the issues that are worthwhile and needing of our attention (i.e. war, famine, corruption, a deteriorating earth, etc.)...and we wouldn't want that. Would we?

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By DJ Goldierocks

DJ and blonde-haired rock'n'roll vixen Sam Hall, aka Goldierocks spends six months a year trekking from field to yacht to super club and back again spreading her eclectic mix of music around the globe. But always being on the move, the inevitable fatigue and those damn air luggage restrictions play havoc with her skin and her fashion sense. Here's Goldierocks' guide to looking good, travelling light and staying stylish in the skies.


Moisturiser
You're a fool if you think a wee dab of moisturiser after your shower will get you through a 4 hour flight. Cabin air is the devil for skin. Be prepared for oil overload, breakout and skin as rough and temperamental as a grumpy alligator. Not ideal if you're going to have to go straight to a party when you land. I never get on a plane without LancĂ´me Hydra-Zen Day Cream and Dermalogica Special Clearing Booster. Kiehl's Organic French Rosewater is wonderful for refreshing pores; with real rose petals it brings skin alive again. This goes for lip balm too, get an extra nourishing one, designed for weather beaten smackers to make lips really supple on arrival. I love Nivea SOS lip balm and it's cheap as chips!

Berocca
Every DJ's secret weapon. I've lost track of the number of flights I've stumbled on to an hour after I've left a club. Flying hung-over is the worst thing EVER. Berocca is your godsend. Pop one of those an hour before you fly and watch the fuzzy lines in front of your eyes slowly disperse.

Munch
You wouldn't sit at home and over a couple of hours work your way through huge bags of greasy crisps, over-processed dairy products and fizzy drinks, so why does travelling suddenly make it acceptable? Whole Foods Soya Nuts, a massive bottle of still mineral water and a mini bar of vegan friendly Green and Blacks means the inevitable boredom binge doesn't do too much damage.

Mini Toiletries
Mini's rock. Not only do they mean you're not lumbered with hotel shampoos but because of ongoing security measures, nearly all your usual hair cleansers are available in 100ml bottles to comply with carry on luggage. Aussie, Phillip Kingsley, Palmer's Cocoa Body Butter and Bumble & Bumble now offer nearly all their products in travel size.

False Eyelashes
No matter how tired/grubby/bloated you feel, don a pair of fake eyelashes and you'll automatically transform yourself into a sexy glamour puss. Eyelure Tokyo are doing a limited edition blue feather set at the mo that are amazing! I never play a show without them.

And for the suitcase...
Always pack a bikini.. always. Going to Alaska.. pack a bikini. You never know when the hotel may have a pool/your bra strap breaks/there may be an imprompto Jacuzzi party in the King suite the floor above you/ the tour bus shower breaks and your parked by Brighton pier/ some sneaky sunbathing time when your flight's delayed. Let's just say it gives room to be a bit spontaneous while maintaining just a little bit of modesty..

A sturdy and sassy travel bag
I'd be lost without my large patchwork Miu Miu tote, but there's nothing like a classic Louis Vuitton travel case. PPQ have some totally covetable oversized patent totes that are perfect for overnight stays. Just be sure you can ram all you junk in them.

And another thing..
Now don't make life difficult for yourself, - do as much of your preening at home as you can. Wax and tan up the evening before. If you're smooth, bronzed and smiling on the outside no one will guess you're jet lagged to hell. Urban Retreat at Harrods is my waxer of choice in London, virtually pain free (no really - it's all in the hot wax). A light shade of St Tropez spray tan (but not stupidly heavy, we don't want to look like Barbie) and you're good to go.

Your tick list of extras..
Good book, i-Pod, international sim card, cooling eye mask, passport, anti-reddening eye drops, my massive cashmere pashmina that I picked up in Varanasi in India (can double up as a blanket/sling/cloa0, white 70's vintage Pioneer headphones, Jo Malone travel candles, DJ records!, black patent Burberry platforms, sugarfree gum (cos coffee breath is a no no), a fab frock (preferably vintage, Paul & Joe, Luella or Marc Jacobs at the mo), cowboy boots and some sexy knickers.


Happy flying! xx

www.goldierocks.co.uk
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